I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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