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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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