Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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