every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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