Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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