He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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