oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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