i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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