Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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