we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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