i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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