I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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