At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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