Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize