I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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