Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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