Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
