Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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