Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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