i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do vagina's smell?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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