so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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