O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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