Jerry, you need to find god
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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