Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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