After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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