she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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