I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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