WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
