My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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