dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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