A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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