She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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