I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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