Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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