As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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