just tell him i said nine months
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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