We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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