I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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