Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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