just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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