it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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