girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have fence marks all over my body
and you fell through a lawn chair
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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