And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
did i walk over a car last night?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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