Me too!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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