??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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