What a fucking waste of an outfit
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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