pedialite and red bull = repair kit
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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