gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Someone signed my nipple.
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