google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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