My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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