I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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