He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
