come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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