If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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