have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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